UPDATED (16 June 2006)
I read today something that interest me as much as watching Tunisia played Iran the other night (2-2, by the way). Raja Petra in his article, "An orgy of Malaysian politics" mentioned about goats, and how goats brought some fond memory to a person. How appropriate for me to rename this posting, I thought to myself. and change the subject matter completely.
Malaysians are now in a 'state' of confusion, I would think. Too much of 'spinning' and turning in the media, friends throwing fists and fits at each other....for what. Sometimes we tend to forget about the whole scenario, the bigger picture, and the basic of things.
Here is a refreshers course,GOATS IDEOLOGIES 101
Feudalism:
You have two goats. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Pure Socialism:
You have two goats. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's goats. You have to take care of all the goats. The government gives you a glass of milk.
Bureaucratic Socialism:
Your goats are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
Fascism:
You have two goats. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Pure Communism:
You share two goats with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need." Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the goats drop dead of starvation.
Russian Communism:
You have two goats. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.
Perestroika:
You have two goats. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market.
Cambodian Communism:
You have two goats. The government takes both and shoots you.
Dictatorship:
You have two goats. The government takes both and drafts you.
Pure Democracy:
You have two goats. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
Representative Democracy:
You have two goats. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two goats. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing goats.
Capitalism:
You don't have any goats. The bank will not lend you money to buy goats, because you don't have any goats to put up as collateral.
Pure Anarchy:
You have two goats. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the goats and kill you.
Anarcho-Capitalism:
You have two goats. You sell one and buy a bull.
Surrealism:
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Still confused? Sorry Malaysians. There is no country that can claim they are of one unique brand, its always a mix of everything and anything.
......keep layering the yellow butter paper
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